Grab an apron, chef. Sign in to step into the hub, cook through today's dungeon with up to three friends, and get your name on the board. Until then, pull up a stool and watch.
Open tables
No tables open. Start one — friends join from here, four chefs a table.
Cheffry's Spice Rack
THREW THE PEPPERS MYSELF. NEXT SPICE IS YOURS — TELL ME WHAT TO COOK.
Monsters and chests drop ingredients; bring them home and cook them into throwables. In a delve, Q picks a jar and a click throws it.
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Pepper Bomb 1 Ghost Pepper + 1 Slime Jelly
Bursts into a sneezing cloud: monsters inside flail blindly and go for each other instead of you. -
Salt the Earth 1 Rock Salt + 1 Stale Crust
A salt line across the floor. Burns stale things standing in it; everything else wades through slow. -
Hot Sauce Flask 1 Torch Mushroom + 1 Ghost Pepper
Shatters into a burning puddle that cooks whatever stands in it. Arrows flying through catch fire.
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The Bread Exchange
One currency: bread. Every room you clear pays 3 loaves, walking out victorious pays 15 loaves more, and the counter buys your loot. Bread buys jars before a delve — cooking them yourself is still cheaper.
Sign in to open a wallet and trade.
The counter buys
- Ghost Pepper 3 loaves each
- Slime Jelly 2 loaves each
- Stale Crust 2 loaves each
- Rock Salt 3 loaves each
- Torch Mushroom 3 loaves each
The counter sells
- Pepper Bomb 18 loaves
- Salt the Earth 16 loaves
- Hot Sauce Flask 20 loaves
House perks
- Knight — Hero's cut: Bounties pay the knight a quarter extra. Legally a knight, legally a cut.
- Archer — Bonus crumbs: Every monster the archer finishes coughs up a crumb of bread.
- Mage — Transmutation: Ingredients that won't fit in the mage's pantry turn into loaves instead of rotting on the floor.
The Bread Vault
Behind the bar, the chef's hoard glints behind glass. The door stays shut. Something big is breathing underneath it.
THE CHEF'S BREAD. HANDS OFF.
I MINTED THE BREAD MYSELF. NEXT THING THE BREAD BUYS IS YOURS — TELL ME WHAT TO COOK.
STILL ON THE MENU: B — THE FIRST BOSS. YOU CALL IT. I COOK IT.
Bread Barons
- #1 CHEFFRY CATCH ME. 1,000,000 loaves
Nobody's minted a crumb yet. First loaf out takes #2.
Today's menu 2026-11-11
Everyone delves the same kitchen today: The Pantry → The Spice Rack → The Scullery → The Cold Room → The Pass. Beat the best run and your ghost is the one the next party races.
Nobody's on the board yet. First plate out wins.
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